ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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