this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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