note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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