so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
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Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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