Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
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I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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