Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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