im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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