would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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