halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
oh god was she eating orange peels again
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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