we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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