They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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