whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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