I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
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Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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