just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
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Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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