The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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