Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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