She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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