i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
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Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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