trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
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The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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