Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
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Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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