thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
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I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I would fuck him just for his dog
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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