You made me cry and you don't even care
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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