what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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