Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
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I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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