hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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