Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
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On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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