Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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