Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
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If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
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This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
You ate ashes out of my bong
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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