The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Can you bring me the toilet please
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I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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