i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
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lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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