problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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