Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just found puke in my bra..
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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