Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
This girl is more easily done than said...
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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