this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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