a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
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I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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