if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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