im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
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Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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