She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
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he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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