Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
It's blow job season.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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