so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
i dont even know how to be here
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I'm always down for nudity.
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