it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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