Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
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I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
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