woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Randomize