she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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