The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
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He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
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You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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