I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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