Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
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i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
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woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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