as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
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He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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