My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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