Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
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Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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