Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
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Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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