my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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