i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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