I think I am morally bankrupt
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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