Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
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I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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