Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
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I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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